"Watching Paint Dry," by Alan Greenspan

Alan Greenspan and Vicente Fox come out against President Bush in new books:

On the one hand, bravo to these two influential men coming out publicly against an arrogant and dangerous president. On the other hand, a book by Alan Greenspan? A book by Vicente Fox? LOOK OUT HARRY POTTER! Those will be selling like...not hotcakes...what's a kind of cake that doesn't sell very well? Actually, wait, do hotcakes even sell that well? Maybe these books will sell like hotcakes. I bet Alan Greenspan remembers the era when you couldn't keep hotcakes on the shelves. The war had just ended, and he was celebrating his 80th birthday, and it was 1807, and you couldn't get your hands on a hotcake if your life depended on it.