If You Want to Mess with Britney, You Will Have to Go Through This Guy and the Fourth Wall

A 19-year-old man offers his response to post-VMA Britney criticism:

There is some speculation over whether or not those are real tears, but one thing is for certain: it's going to be very hard for Chris Crocker to get famous by starting with a nervous breakdown. That's late stage celebrity, Chris, you have to earn it. That won't stop him from appearing on CNN and The View today, because apparently the war in Iraq ended so long ago we can't even remember what it was like.