Gays Cannot Serve in the Military Because General Pace Had Shitty Parents

General Peter Pace responds to questions about previous remarks he's made on homosexuals serving in the military:

This is unbelievable, you guys. It's 2007. We've been dealing with this issue for decades, and no one even thought to ask King Pace how homosexuality conflicted with the way he was brought up? It would have saved us a lot of time. I think you all heard his royal highness, homos, beat it. NO, NOT LIKE THAT.