FACT: Iraq Is Like Detroit Metro

FACT: President Bush did not land in Anbar Province as I would at a commercial airport. He landed under intense secrecy aboard Air Force One in a militarized war zone. Not even a Cinnabon over there, guys.

FACT: Senator Richard Shelby is a shrewd observer. He saw a rocket. And then he saw another one. And then something else happened. And then he talks like a third grader. Run for President!

FACT: the airport is secured by a 10.5 mile perimeter guarded by 10,000 soldiers? And you say the surge isn't working? DO THE MATH, SON!