Tucker Carlson is only against homosexuals in the way of smashing their heads into the wall

Tucker Carlson weighs in on the Larry Craig scandal on MSNBC:

Tucker Carlson is not a shrink. What he is, apparently, is a fun-loving gay-basher. We're not lawyers, but we're pretty sure ganging up on someone in a bathroom and smashing their heads into the wall is a hate crime. But look at the smile on his face! No harm done, homos.

We haven't seen this much jovial, violent homophobia since I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. And that was almost a month ago!