Monday, August 27, 2007

Miss Teen USA

Hi, I'm Miss South Carolina. This is my first time competing in the Miss Teen USA Pageant. I've never seen the world before. In her defense: Miss South Carolina's complete lack of understanding of the complex relationship between education and golbalization will probably prevent her from claiming the Miss Teen USA crown. However, she may still have a shot at chairing the World Bank. (Take that Wolfowitz!)


Miss South Carolina then presented her plan for withdrawal from Iraq entitled "Soft Power of The Liberal Hegemon: A Third Way, Such As"

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