Yay y'all! I said it the smart way!: Miss Teen South Carolina Gets a Second Chance

Miss Teen South Carolina was given a chance to recover from her geographical gaff on the Today Show. Watch as Matt Lauer (falling comfortably once again into the role of gutless sycophant) desperately tries to repair the damage years of pagentry have ravaged upon the ego of the would be teen queen.

Oh Miss Teen SC, how could America stay mad at you?! Your bikini clad ass is like sweet sugary crack to the latent pedophile in us all!