Another Resignation Press Conference

Crazy old lady and her Princess Diana Memorabilia

Fox News finds some old, bat-shit crazy British woman with a creepy fetish for Princess Diana memorabilia. I have a feeling there's a lot of British oldies like this stumbling around.

Major highlight: How she feels while wearing her fake crown.

Tucker Carlson, Go Back to Africa!

There's no video with this post, it's just something I feel very strongly that he ought to do.

Eat a dick pale-face!

John McCain's Vietnam Show and Tell

The McCain camp released a video playing up the candidate's vietnam-y-ness today.

Highlights? A Viet Cong solider feels sorry for McCain, McCain's mom feels sorry for his opponents, and former Louisiana Governor Buddy Roemer explains how to choose the president. It involves a pine tree and a knife. Apparently this is how they make decisions in Louisiana. Which explains why things are going so well there!

Yay y'all! I said it the smart way!: Miss Teen South Carolina Gets a Second Chance

Miss Teen South Carolina was given a chance to recover from her geographical gaff on the Today Show. Watch as Matt Lauer (falling comfortably once again into the role of gutless sycophant) desperately tries to repair the damage years of pagentry have ravaged upon the ego of the would be teen queen.

Oh Miss Teen SC, how could America stay mad at you?! Your bikini clad ass is like sweet sugary crack to the latent pedophile in us all!

Tucker Carlson is only against homosexuals in the way of smashing their heads into the wall

Tucker Carlson weighs in on the Larry Craig scandal on MSNBC:

Tucker Carlson is not a shrink. What he is, apparently, is a fun-loving gay-basher. We're not lawyers, but we're pretty sure ganging up on someone in a bathroom and smashing their heads into the wall is a hate crime. But look at the smile on his face! No harm done, homos.

We haven't seen this much jovial, violent homophobia since I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. And that was almost a month ago!

Larry Craig: "Thank You All For Coming Out Today"